Tired of Being Gapped by Ugly Sleeper Trucks?
Stop being a puss and get your Street Racing Permit today! Get outside and get sidways, go straight or whatever TF you want to do and show those Old Geezzers your Not Taking their Boomer Shit Anymore! Now get off your ass and Order Your Permit Now!!
LOVE RACING BUT YOUR A SOCCER MOM?
Who Cares! Get the Damn Permit and Hit the Pit for Clout!
FINALLY CLAPPED OUT YOUR GRANDMAS CIVIC?
Perfect time to get your Street Racing Permit! She won't even remember you left anyway! And if she does, Put Her Ass in a Retirement Home!
